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Ich find es geht bergauf:
derWappler muss im Jahr 2020 noch mit dem Mathematik-Nachhilfelehrer von Gernot Blümel im Running Sushi der Lugner City einen Impfstoff gegen das Weihnachtsalbum von Gabalier entwickeln.
Wir wünschen gutes Gelingen.
also wenn Ihnen da wirklich ein Durchbruch gelingen sollte, wäre Ihnen die gesamte Menschheit zu ewigem Dank verpflichtet!
Ich bin mir nicht so sicher, welchen Impact der Herr Gabalier auf den Welt-Musik-Markt hat, aber wage zu bezweifeln, dass er über die Grenzen von Österreich hinaus überhaupt als Musiker wahr genommen wird. Könnte mir daher vorstellen, dass er dort eher unter der Rubrik Kabarettist eingestuft wird.
Aber ich nehme auch den Dank von ganz Österreich. Da bin ich mal nicht so kleinlich.
stimmt, noch ist der Gaballier nur in Ö und D bekannt. Aber man muss ja nicht immer alles was mit Geschmacksverlust in Zusammenhang steht auf der ganzen Welt verbreiten.
Nein, Kabarettisten haben eine gesunde Grundintelligenz
Finden Sie? Hier eine Aufzählung von Kabarettisten, die mir in jüngster Zeit über den Weg gelaufen sind: Eva Glawischnig, HC Strache, Gernot Blümel… Erkenne da keine Parallelen zu Intelligenz.
Lena muss im Jahr 2020 noch mit Ihrer Lockdown-Bezugsperson in der Corona-Isolation am Küniglberg das Weihnachtsalbum von Gabalier probehören. Na bitte nicht, da infizier ich mich lieber
Was soll ich erst sagen:
Michael muss im Jahr 2020 noch mit dem nackten Michael Jeannée in der Vorratskammer der Gräfin am Naschmarkt eine Compliance-Abteilung im Alois-Mock-Institut aufbauen.
vielleicht lässt sich da was kombinieren mit meiner Aufgabe…muss noch gemeinsam mit Georg Dornauer im Running Sushi der Lugner City Attila Hildmann davon überzeugen, dass die Grünen in der Gräfin am Naschmarkt einen satanischen Kannibalen-Kult betreiben.
Christl muss im Jahr 2020 noch mit Helmut Werner in HC Straches Gemeindebauwohnung David Alaba bei den Casinos als Vorstand hineinbringen.
Jessas
Stefan muss im Jahr 2020 noch mit Andi und Alex von Frisch gekocht im Raucherkammerl des BVT im Auftrag des BZÖ mit einer mRNA-Spritze Jörg Haider wieder lebendig machen.
Wir wünschen gutes Gelingen.
Ob das im Sinne des Gerald Grosz (letzter BZÖ-Totengräber) ist, was der Karawankenfürst dann alles noch erzählen wird?!?