Der Konflikt zwischen Aberbaijan gegen Albanien war nur der Anfang. Der US-Präsident hat schon viele weitere Konflikte beendet und damit sinnloses Leid und Blutvergießen vermieden. Die vollständige Liste:
Punische Kriege
„Nasty stuff, unfair to Carthage, would have never started if I was President. I made a deal with Hannibal. Rome was overrated, believe me.“
Sido gegen Dominic Heinzl
„A very sad, shameful war. I was disappointed in both sides, but I made them shake hands without falling to the floor, can you believe that?“
Deutsche Touristen gegen Tiroler Killerkühe
„Very dangerous animals, these Germans, but also the cows, total disgrace, I call them the milky terrorists. Nobody talks about it, but I solved it. Tremendous peace in the Alps now.“
